“What in the world are you wearing on your head?”

“… A beanie?”

“It looks like a sock. You should take it off.”

“What? No! I’m trying to be incognito -“ 

“Oooh, fancy word.”

“So we don’t get caught by fangirls, you fucker. You could at least try to be inconspicuous.” 

“And look as ugly as you? Not happening, S.”